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Open Letter

  • May. 7th, 2008 at 8:26 PM
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To:  The Estate of Eleanor Stegeberg
From:  [info]pocochina
Re:  Your Asshole Husband

I feel it is my personal and professional duty to inform you that decedent's husband is a sexist piece of crap, who should just shut the fuck up, for the good of the country and party.  Of course, I will hold him, and decedent, in my heart for all of my days as one inseparable unit, a two-headed anti-my-candidate monster, if you will, but that doesn't mean he has any right to be speaking in public like he was people and shit.  I mean, really, next they will be wanting the vote and everything. 

You're probably wondering, why am I writing this letter to you?  I mean, you're not him, you're a whole other person.  This estate may have had some influence over his decision, maybe, maybe not, but we don't know, so I'm going to talk to you.  As George has just taught me, you're not just responsible for his decisions, you are the appropriate person to whom to take my concerns. 

You might also be wondering, why have I chosen to write this in a public forum, on my livejournal, rather than appealing privately, by phone or letter, to either the estate or to Mr McGovern himself.  This could, after all, potentially be embarrassing to the party.  The press meme, after all, has been that the Democrats are eating each other alive, and a public betrayal which throws red meat to this idiotic meme can only increase this problem that the press and DNC have dreamed up.  It kind of looks like all I really want is attention and feedback from people who I am sure will agree with me, rather than something which could be beneficial to any actual convictions I may or may not be espousing.  Also, of course, the fact that all over the internet, people have been saying the exact same thing I am saying is in no way indicative of a skewed perception that my statements are Way More Important than theirs, which is why it's very important that I have this conversation with you.  Rather than him.  The person involved.  In a public forum.  However, my clear desire for attention is far, far less important than the fact that this guy needs to stop doing his freaking job the way he sees fit, and start doing it the way I see fit, which is not to do it at all.  Seriously.  Just make him shut up already.  Please. 

Comments

[info]asaresquares wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 12:55 am (UTC)
McGov : As Bad As Mondale And Dukakis, If Not Worse.

Honestly, I only care that he left because my hero worked her ass off for him way back in the day, and he has no goddamned loyalty. Frankly, this would be the equivalent of me running for office and Hillary telling me to drop out. THE FUCK. I hate "movement" candidates. They never win and they're pompous shitheads. (And I say this as a former Deaniac.)
[info]pocochina wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:00 am (UTC)
I liked Dean, too. Not any more, of course, but I did, in 2004, after CMB dropped out. Of course, I didn't get to vote for him, because of the stupid primary calendar he clings to, like I cling to my AK-47.

What a sexist shithead. Fuck him.
[info]asaresquares wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:08 am (UTC)
Carol! =DDD I believe I went Carol - Dean - Clark. And, obviously, my pissiness at Dean is intense right now. GRRRRRRR.
[info]pocochina wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:19 am (UTC)
Me toooooo, I loved them, how did we get stuck with Kerry, with all those awesome options?

Oh, right. The DNC's primary calendar.
[info]asaresquares wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:24 am (UTC)
:( The DEMOCRATIC SHIT LEADERSHIP, THAT'S HOW. Just like they're trying to stick me with O-bot. Uhm, no. I am digging my heels in. YOU ARE NOT TAKING MY DREAM CANDIDATE AWAY FROM ME, DNC. NOT THIS TIME.
[info]loseway wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:11 am (UTC)
I haven't watched much news today, so I didn't *quite* understand the post at first -- but once I clicked the link, I laughed. What a perfectly sarcastic post :P
[info]loseway wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:12 am (UTC)
(Oh, how were your exams btw?)
[info]pocochina wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:19 am (UTC)
uhhhh...the first half of them were okay. Two more left and then this shit year is over. Thanks for asking! :)

*crawls back under her constitution-shaped rock*
[info]neurotic_orchid wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 01:30 am (UTC)
*hugs!*
[info]loseway wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 08:45 am (UTC)
Oh! It's final semester for you -- so, summer break? -- That's so, so exciting (I'm jealous)! Any plans?

All my best for the final two :)
[info]catch22girl wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 02:19 am (UTC)
You are so awesome.

I just - yeah - *sighs*

Best thing about this whole election? Meeting awesome people like you.
[info]pocochina wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:09 am (UTC)
<3.

You, too. Most HRC supporters I've met seem to be a special breed of awesome, I have to say.
[info]pixxelpuss wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 02:21 am (UTC)
Funny post. Good luck on the remainder of your finals.

And may every ex-presidential hopeful who thinks themselves important enough to publicly bash Hillary (or fuck up her chances, I'm looking at you Howard Dean), have their dicks fall into a blender. Gore, I recommend you watch your step in the coming weeks.
[info]pocochina wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)
For real. They obviously think Teh Cock is so important you can't be a real person without it, they clearly need a lesson. At least metaphorically.
[info]neurotic_orchid wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 02:57 am (UTC)
Will you marry me?
[info]pocochina wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)
OBVIOUSLY.
[info]neurotic_orchid wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:18 am (UTC)
YES! *confetti!*
[info]wildcherrygal wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 04:52 am (UTC)
You seriously kick ass.

ANd really, "I can only carry one state" McGovern. Just another showing of how bad he is at politics.
[info]pocochina wrote:
May. 8th, 2008 07:13 am (UTC)
Really, though! Especially when you consider that the only Democratic president in my lifetime has been a strong Clinton supporter since the beginning of the campaign.

I wonder, I really, really wonder, how much of it from these not so successful pols is that they're afraid of being beaten, however removed in time and circumstance, by a girl. It makes my skin crawl.